A little while ago I posted about an Alba Botanica sugar body scrub that seemed the same quality as other scrubs, but at about a third of the price.
Well, if that wasn't enough of an incentive, get a load of this. A good friend of mine purchased the scrub, took it home, and discovered her husband couldn't get enough of it. As in, couldn't get enough of rubbing the brown sugary substance all over her, while inhaling the intoxicating scent deeply and getting very frisky. Turns out, there's some bona fide scientific evidence regarding males, sweet food scents, and arousal. In fact, the number one preferred scent (in a study I recall but am way too lazy to find; this isn't an academic site after all) for males was hot cinnamon rolls. I suppose one could interpret this evidence as justification for a bake sale food fight as foreplay; please go right ahead, it's a free country.
Remember, it's just eleven bucks for a multi-purpose product. The male sensory appeal just sweetens the deal. Find it at Alba Botanica.