The Toad always finds products she likes, and sometimes finds blogs she likes, but combining the two is very rare (as rare as Costa Rica's Golden Toad, which is very rare indeed).
The blog I found (along with about three thousand other followers) is Sleeptalkin' Man. The premise: a married Brit talks in his sleep, and his American insomniac wife records what he says and publishes it online. Needless to say, the quotes are howlingly funny. Bizarre conglomerations of dreamspeak, mixing British and American curses and slang. And if it's fake, who cares? It would be a truly creative feat to invent these quotes.
Anyway, the blog now has shirts available, featuring choice quotes on the front. It's a great gift for the woman (or man, for that matter) with a sleep talking (or sleep walking, like yours truly) significant other. Please, go check it out. Even if you don't order a shirt, the blog's content will make your day (today's pirate themed quotes are particularly good). Go to www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com now, and start laughing.