Yes, there seems to be a fairly stinky theme on Find A Toad these days, but this item is especially for your love on Valentine's Day. And no, it ain't perfume.
It's roses. Not overpriced real roses, grown in a hothouse somewhere and smelling vaguely of air. These are paper roses that look real, but won't die on the love of your life anytime soon. And, on top of that, they're constructed of a completely renewable resource: elephant poop.
Yep, you heard right. Pachyderm poop piles are transformed into visions of loveliness. And why not? It sure beats cutting down trees for paper, or growing mutant roses using tons of pesticides. Plus, if your relationship is unfortunately on the skids, it proclaims, loud and clear, "love stinks."
Grab a non-fragrant bouquet today at www.uncommongoods.com.