Crumbs. There are crumbs in your officemate's keyboard. There's also dustbunnies morphing into elephants behind the CPU. Not to mention the effluvia from a thousand deskbound lunches.
Here's a lunch item to the rescue. This plastic hamburger is actually a tiny handheld vacuum. It'll suck away the crumby dirt and grime clogging up your office buddy's life. And its perfectly stacked burgery layers are a reassuring reminder that lunch is right around the corner (hopefully OUT of the office instead of in).
So grab the burger that consumes calories rather than creating them. It's available at www.fredflare.com, and it's only $20.