The Most Highly Regarded Woman in Your Life

A word of warning: this is both a cute and a gag Valentine's Day gift. If you're looking for romantic elegance, you might want to skip this post.

So you love your lady.  You love everything about her. You love her so much, you think flowers come out of her butt. Yeah, you heard right. And this mermaid vase epitomizes that belief. Just look at her, all turquoise and dreamy, with that scaled tail and, surprise, flowers bursting out of her nether regions. She's funky and fabulous. She's so fabulous, in fact, that you could jam any type of flower in there and it would work (except carnations. Please, gentlemen, don't purchase carnations for your lady. They indicate intense cheapness). This gift will only work if you and the lady in question have a certain sensibility and a sense of humor; women looking for dozens of roses are not good candidates.

Find Ms. Ariel the Mermaid gone floral at At West End. And let your love bloom in the most unlikely places.