Friday, January 16, 2009

Bring Out Your Dead

It's that time of year.  The gardener in your life is surveying the wreckage of their once verdant and lovely yard, wondering if it will ever be the same.  Dead leaves, bare branches, brown lawns, all tempt the gardener toward gloomy horticultural philosophy.

So help them clean it up!  These very strange Gnome-Be-Gone garden sculptures can help carry out cheesy Garden Gnomes (or garish Pink Flamingoes) roaming their yard.  Although I own a Garden Gnome myself, he stands sentry and carries a fish in a rather charming, surrealist fashion. These little metal chompers come complete with their own deceased Gnome or Flamingo, which must be either carried or pulled off the premises (and there's no funny fish involved).

Order this handy clean-up crew through  

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