One Starry Valentine

She has that star quality.

This is obviously a gift for a lady, preferably your lady (although this would be a good recommendation to make to the clueless but well meaning male of your choosing). Jewelry is tough, and individual, but there are few, I believe, who wouldn't like this necklace.

After all, this silver pendant (it's available in 10K gold as well, at a far higher price) is by Me & Ro, one of the classiest casual jewelry companies around. It's sweet, yet not treacly in that annoying Valentine's Day way. And, who doesn't like stars, especially stars with lovely sparkly rubies in the middle of them? This is a wonderful every day piece for lazy jewelry owners (the Toad is known for this) who like to wear the same things day in and day out.

At $135 for the silver version, this isn't cheap. But then, love doesn't come cheap, either. At Me & Ro.

Turn Them to Jelly

Would you name one "Fluffy?"

Yes, it's another Valentine's Day idea, and it's a pricey one, too. On the other hand, this idea is so cool and unique that I think it's worth blowing through the Find A Toad $200 price limit.

One of the most mesmerizing and calming things I've ever done is stare into aquariums. And by far the most calming aquariums are the ones filled with moon jellyfish. Usually, you have to go to someplace like the Monterey Bay Aquarium to see such things. But now, you can buy your own jellyfish aquarium, stock it with the creatures, and bliss out in your own home. This is a wonderful gift for someone with a penchant for such things (and who doesn't mind fiddling a bit with aquariums). Moon jellyfish: nature's instant Valium.

At $249, this aquarium set up isn't a cheap Valentine's Day gift. On the other hand, it'll have a far more lasting impact than the flowers that fade. At Jellyfish Art.

A Most Macho Taco

They look small, but pack a wallop of ole.

We've officially entered the winter blahs. The holidays are over, the weather isn't so great, and the days are still short. Plus, everyone still wants dinner. And dinner, during the winter blahs, is a real drag.

Support your giftee who's forced to make dinner with some life saving and season spicing tools. If you're any sort of foodie, you already know who Rick Bayless is: a Chicago chef with Mexican cooking chops. His food is delicious, and his cookbooks are excellent (although often a bit labor intensive. But Chef Bayless offers a cheat in his amazing simmer sauces. These totally inexpensive pouches of south of the border goodness are a meal booster in a baggie. Forget those homemade tacos with the MSG flavor packet; a pound of meat and a dose of taco simmer sauce make the base for an incredible meal. One of my personal favorites are the mole sauces for chicken, as it delivers a meal that tastes almost as good as eating at Frontera itself.

Order an assortment of these sauces (there's enchilada sauces too, for easy casseroles in a flash) for your Reluctant Dinner Chef. He or she will thank you and maybe even invite you over to share in the repast. From Frontera Kitchen.

Here's a Valentine's Rose That Won't Die

Another lip balm wouldn't smell as sweet.

As I've often mentioned, this is not a beauty blog. Anything I recommend hasn't been sent to me by beauty publicity babes, seeking press. Nope, I try anything out either on my own dime, or because my beauty gift buddy, Alison, gives it to me (I always give her cult beauty products, too. I recommend forging such a deal with a close friend; it has fabulous benefits).

Now, to the gift. Many women receive roses on Valentine's day. While I have no objection to flowers, they do die, and thus aren't what I would term a lasting gift. This rose balm by the super luxe cosmetic company, By Terry, however, will see you and yours through at least the next couple of dry, lip puckering months. This is fancy ass stuff, for sure. The packaging is heavy and lovely. The formulation glides on and seems to plump (it has a slightly whitish pink tinge). It has spf 15 for sun protection. And, it smells nicely of... roses!

Order this for your best friend for Valentine's Day, or a birthday, or just because. It's 60 bucks, which virtually guarantees she'll never buy it for herself. At Barney's, naturally.

V-Day for Snap Happy

It's pretty convincing, isn't it?

As a gift blogger, I'm required by some sort of unwritten retail law to promote Valentine's Day gifts. Not because it's such a great holiday (honestly, it leads to more pressure and disappointment, for the attached and unattached alike, than virtually any other holiday), but because it's at least an opportunity to promote creative gifts.

So yes, this is a travel coffee mug. But, it's a travel coffee mug that perfectly replicates a 1.1 Nikon lens. For camera junkies, this is pretty nifty. And, although I know women who love cameras, I know way more men into the gear. I also know plenty of men who are into their coffee. Thus, this is a good and useful V-Day gift for the man (or men) in your life. If they like cameras. If they don't, don't worry: The Toad has lots more geeky V-Day gifts on the blog docket.

This lovely gift is just 30 bucks on Amazon. Yes, that's more than a card; I told you this was an obligatory holiday, didn't I?

These Have Mauna Loa By the Balls

Have you been missing The Toad? Between the giveaway, the holidays, and a lovely week on the Big Island, The Toad had no time to spare for posts. Plus, you probably had no time to spare to read any posts had I published them, so it probably all worked out.

So, here's a little treat straight from the Big Island of Hawaii. You know how you go to Hawaii and always end up getting some sort of mac nut treat? And how it usually involves a can or some cardboard box, emblazoned with the brand "Mauna Loa?" And how, while they're good, the treats usually aren't that great? Well, these "Donkey Balls," made on the Big Island by hand, are a much better mac nut candy. Yes, they all have funny, dirty names. Personally, I like the "Salty Balls" (chocolate covered mac nuts rolled in Hawaiian sea salt) and the "Flaky Balls" (ditto, but with toasted coconut instead of salt). The secret is the Guittard chocolate, very high quality, a lot of it, and the fatty nut in the middle. One ball will usually suffice, which is way better than consuming a whole bunch of Mauna Loa lumps.

I saw a lot of grumping on Yelp about the cost of these balls, which at about twelve bucks a bag is admittedly not cheap. On the other hand, it's a pretty high quality product. Plus, the main Kona store has this great cat named Mr. Butters, and you've just got to support an establishment like that. Buy the balls for your friends and enemies. At the Donkey Ball Store.

Easy on the Eyes

It will give you the power of beauty

As I have repeatedly stated, this is not a makeup blog. I will, however, make an exception if I find a product that's really effective and gift worthy. Makeup, believe it or not, can make a wonderful gift (my sister gave me a smokey eye kit a couple years ago that was pure genius, and really delivered that messed up rocker persona. Or maybe that was due to the insomnia. I digress).

Anyway, one of the best ways to do easy holiday season makeup is to stick with the eyes, because, let's face it, gooey red lipstick and foamy eggnog are one gross combo. If you do a great eye with just a bit of sparkle and drama (an eyelash curler doesn't hurt here), you could just go with moisturizer and Chapstick everywhere else. And that's where this Trish McEvoy 24 Hour Shadow and Liner stick comes into play. This beautifully packaged golden wand contains a rather broad stick of soft, shimmery shadow that glides on like a dream, but stays on the whole night. It's like evening in a tube. I actually like to wear this during the day and just go for that Winter Lemur look.

One stick goes for $32, which isn't cheap. Still, it's basically all you need, besides the Chapstick, and you know that's cheap. At Trish McEvoy. Buy one for yourself (I like the dark charcoally one) and one for a makeup junkie friend.