It's Monday and no one likes it. Work must begin! But first, a statement must be made.
I can't think of a better (or noisier) statement maker for your favorite disgruntled cubicle dweller than this screaming monkey slingshot. It seems so soft and harmless, (although slightly creepy in that inimitable simian way) but it transforms into a shrieking zoo time projectile with a little help from a friend. Just position, pull, and shoot. The harder it flies, the louder it gets. And because it's essentially just an over designed stuffed animal, the likelihood of injury and damage is slim. Plus, if there is damage, the hairy guy is masked for anonymity.
What a satisfying way to begin a workweek. Order it at www.thinkgeek.com. NOT suitable for children.