No, no, no, not the Wedding Dragon (that's the Mother of the Bride). This is the Wedding Flagon, another off-registry gift for the independent and stylish wedding couple, from you, the stylish yet not independently wealthy wedding guest.
This is not your typical flagon. First off, it's basic black. Second, it's lightweight and unbreakable. Third, it doubles as a real thermos, so it can carry coffee or lemonade, hot buttered rum or mojitos. Finally, it may be constructed of some sort of polymer, but it's made by the venerable Royal Copenhagen, beloved of many brides, even extremely modern ones. What could be bad?
Did I mention it's under a hundred bucks? What a great gift for the beverage inclined. Locate the flagon at www.roseandradish.com.